Introduction To The Madness That Is Ferris
Save_Ferris
Citizen, Member
Hi
My name is Ferris , I was a Welsh drug smuggler and author who achieved notoriety as an international cannabis smuggler through high-profile court cases. At my peak I smuggling consignments as large as 30 tons and was connected with groups as diverse as the CIA, the IRA, MI6, and the Mafia. I was eventually convicted by the American Drug Enforcement Administration and given a 25-year sentence to be served at Terre Haute; I was released in April 1995 after serving seven years. Though I had up to 43 aliases, I became known as "Mr. Nice" after I bought a passport from convicted murderer Donald Nice. After my release from prison, I published a best-selling autobiography, Mr. Nice, and campaigned publicly for changes in drugs legislation.
Oh wait... that was Howard Marks not me.
I have been called every name under the sun , accussed of atrocities , I've been scapegoated but my only real infamy was a 7 minute coup d'etat
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Welcome to the madhouse, dude :)
Undercover footage.
Perfect just the way you are, except the arse which I really don't want to see.
@Teach51 will you stop obsessing about my arse
It is possible that without those 7 minutes we wouldn't be here. ;)
You're alright/a good skin too.
+1
Viva la coup d'etat au sept minute.
oui, oui, oui!
Seven glorious minutes it was. XD
So,is that your real life story or is that made up,I'm not sure if your being serious.How did a Welsh drug smuggler end up in an Indiana,US federal super Max that is for the American federal systems most violent federal prisoners,including federal death row.A non violent drug criminal I doubt would end up in the Indiana FCI.
I know of coarse of your coup at WP and many subsequent sockpupets thereof.But are you being truthful about the other stuff,I wouldn't see a non violent European drug offender ending at the Indiana federal prison,maybe I'm wrong
^^
I think it's safe to say that Ferris engages in taking the mick/not being serious in a most reliable way StateSt.
In fairness my eyes nearly popped out of my head while reading it, but when I got the bottom I laughed and exclaimed an expletive directed at Ferris.
@Statest16
The first paragraph is all about Howard Marks ( you can read about him here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Marks ).
The last sentence is the only truth in my OP
You should tell him about the time you assassinated JFK.
^ I could , but then I'd have to explain my involvemnet in faking the moon landings
That was you? Wow. All this time I thought it was Darmok or Ez.
You're certainly a busy bloke.
How about C19? What was your role in that, exactly?
Oh OK,you surely have personality Ferris,got me beat in that dept.
Ferris did 7/11!
@Statest16
No I don't have you beat in the personaility dept , I have a warped sense of humour.
C19 was not my design but I helped work on it , it must of been on my shoe when I left the lab.
7/11 ? no comment
@Ferris I have a whacked out sense of humor too,I'm honestly surprised I wasn't banned on WP for some of the jokes I told
That's why we coveted you.
^ this @Statest16
Thanks guy's LOL
I know Ferris' real name and paid some internet service to get a background check on him. I'll send you a cut-paste version of what it said if you send me a $50 Amazon gift card.
Thanks. I have your address somewhere. You're from Nigeria, right?
I'm a Nigerian Prince in exile with no fixed address. Actually you just have to tell me the scratch-off code on the card.
my Amazon scratch-off code is AB12-CD3FUC-K0FF8R
^ ha ha very funny. Now I'm under investigation.